Sunday, August 25, 2013

Meeting Space Santa Clarita - Could A Spray Of Perfume Replace Your Morning Coffee?

Source           - http://www.thegloss.com/
By                 - Jamie Peck
Category       - Meeting Space Santa Clarita
Posted By     - Hampton Inn Santa Clarita

 
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Do you love how coffee makes you feel but hate having to ingest it though your mouth? Is all that cumbersome sipping and tasting distracting you from your very important work? No, me neither. But that didn’t stop one college dropout from inventing a caffeine spray that goes on like perfume.

Using the funds given to him by billionaire libertarian Peter Thiel‘s $100,000 fellowship—a grant program for college dropouts who just cannot wait to solve “the world’s hardest problems”—Harvard dropout Ben Yu created “Sprayable Energy,” a caffeine spray that you apply topically. Just spritz it on your neck a few times, and bam! All of the energy with none of the laborious swallowing. The website touts that it is highly portable, and at $15 for about forty doses, it’s definitely cheaper than coffee. It purports to eliminate “the jitters.” And because it doesn’t actually go in your mouth, there’s no way that pesky FDA can slow its progress to you, the consumer. Hooray!
It has no odor as of yet, so it’s not technically a perfume, but why not combine two products into one? You could even make it smell like coffee for an added burst of synesthesia. And why stop there? I look forward to the day when I can apply my morning coffee, bagel, newspaper and cat calls in one handy spray that smells like the subway to boot.

Another point to recommend it? “No Bad Taste. Tasteless and odorless. No need to assault your tastebuds every time you want energy.” Because who actually likes the taste of coffee, anyway? Oh right, almost everyone. Well, maybe he’ll use some of those fat stacks for some mind blowing marketing strategy that will convince you otherwise.

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